Adorable Baby Panda: What does that mean?
Calvin: {Well, I got used to us getting together every couple of weeks. I'll have to readjust to the weekly stuff.}
ABP: But you're happy about it, right?
Calvin: {Oh yeah, totally. It's always nice to have guaranteed content.}
ABP: *sniffles* Is that all?
Calvin: {And, of course, I get to hang out with you, which is great fun!}
Cessily gets a Hug, since her dad's embarrassing her in front of all her friends. And Mr. Kincaid is telling a bunch of lies, so Bonk for him. {Not giving him the benefit of the doubt?} No, Cessily said he barely showed up when he had visitation rights, and he's helping Osborn, so he's bad! {OK, I agree, just making sure. You probably don't have to bother. Even if he doesn't kill him, Deadpool's gonna scare years off the guy's life before he's done.} I think Deadpool needs a Bonk. {Because he's going to kill Mr. Kincaid?} Not really, more because he's doing a bad job of it. He could have done it quietly, that would have been better. {Like he told Daredevil once, he's hired for style, not stealth. Besides, that's not how Wade operates. He thinks it better to send a big obvious message warning people off, rather than doing things quietly. If no one knows you killed someone who crossed you, how do they know not to try it again?} But he's making life hard for everyone else! {Which might explain why he's alone. He doesn't consider that.}
Oh. We should talk to him about that. {Eh, maybe later. Stuff to focus on here and now.} Do you think Deadshot needs a hug? {That'd be a "no. He seems to feel he's OK now, but I wouldn't push it.} You think hugging him will make him snap? {I think being in range of him might make him snap.} Chicken. {If that's what you wanna call it.} Fine, I'll Applaud Craemer. He's not afraid of Deadshot. {La-de-dah for him.} I'm sorry I called you chicken. {Whatever. Did you check in on the cows like I asked?} Yes. They were just standing in the field, watching me and chewing. {They were chewing? Then it's worse than Wade thought. I've got to leave, right now.} Huh? What are you talking about? Calvin? Come back!
I'd like to hug Deadshot, but there is that whole getting shot thing, that would make me think twice.
ReplyDeleteBooster Gold DEFINITELY needs a hug! A HUGE hug. Oh Ted.
And I guess that Guy, Soranik and even Kyle could all use a hug right about now. Heck, the entire Corps could use a hug. Or two. Or even three.
sallyp: I think Booster can get a Hug. That's an awful lot of Green Lanterns, though. Might take a while to get to all of them. Oh well, best get cracking.
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