That said, there are a lot of different ways to go with it. Play up
her following in her dad’s footsteps, and have her either set out to steal
something he never could (or perhaps the object of his final heist, if we want
to go with the idea he died in the attempt), or to try and destroy someone she
holds responsible for her father’s death/incarceration. Have her steal some
rare artifact, maybe not an Infinity Stone, but maybe the plans for Sentinels,
Osborn’s Goblin serum, Nick Fury’s eyepatch collection, and this gets some people after
her. If we can’t have Black Widow vs.
Taskmaster, maybe Black Cat can fight Mister Photographic Reflexes. Or have her
steal the doohickus, realize it’s dangerous and she stole it for the wrong
person, and have to steal it back. Maybe she got the Wand of Watoomb for Baron
Mordo because she figured it was just a fancy-looking swizzle stick. Despite
the bad luck powers, the Cat’s a fairly street level character, a highly
skilled, highly stylized cat burglar, so the film could do a lot with the idea there’s a ton of stuff in the world she’s not going to be
prepared for.
The nice thing about the Marvel Universe is there’s no
shortage of organized crime bosses, super-villains, and evil companies. If
Hammer Industries, the Kingpin, or the Hand are already claimed, there’s still Roxxon
Industries, there’s still Hammerhead or Silvermane. Here's one, I have no idea why it came to me, use Count Nefaria
early in the film, a crimelord wanting to live forever, and give himself an edge against all these costumed types showing up. Maybe getting ready for the treatment that’s going to give
him super-powers, right as Felicia is trying to lift some tapestry from his
abode. She makes a wrong turn, ends up in the lab, her powers trigger a malfunction
that enables her escape, but seems to kill the Count and scars (or not) his
daughter. The new Madame Masque takes her father’s position, and she’s angry
and out for revenge. Or she’s just after the Cat because she can’t allow
someone to steal from her and kill her family without being punished, and
maintain her authority among other crime bosses.
I know Masque and Felicia don’t tend to run in the same
circles, but I think she’d make a good choice if you wanted to pit the lone
thief (and possibly her small band of assistants, if we incorporate
her crew from the Jen van Meter mini-series, which would be fine with me)
against a vast criminal empire with advanced weaponry and an army of goons.
Have Nefaria turn up alive and super-powered, and Masque unhappy about it. It turns out the “accident” was her doing and not Felicia’s, the Cat is merely a convenient patsy, something Felicia is none too happy about. But
Nefaria’s gone around the bend far (either aftereffects from the treatment/explosion or just so full of himself from being super-powered) enough they have to team up to stop him
(obviously he’s not at the “stomp Thor” levels he frequently demonstrates in
the comics). Although I’m seriously starting to rip off Kurt Busiek’s Nefaria
story in Avengers by that point I think (as opposed to whatever I was ripping off
up to then).
Or keep it more grounded, if this is perhaps Felicia early in her career, still making her rep, not quite a world-renowned, globe-trotting thief yet. Stick to lots of guys in black
suits and sunglasses or tactical gear and firearms, maybe one technologically
amped up bad guy. Here we go. Use the Shocker, either as hired muscle or a rival thief. He was a safecracker, built the suit to help him out. He could be trying to protect his turf, either as a solo thief, or as the guy organizations hire when they need a job done. Or they could cross paths trying to steal the same thing. Either Felicia gets it, and he comes after her and her friends for revenge, or he gets it, but she needs it, maybe to protect her father (if he's in jail, certain people might still be able to harm him there). Or the Shocker's being reckless, hurting people, and Felicia's a good enough person she can't tolerate that (or she finds it a distasteful, low class way to steal), and sets out to stop him.
I would like to have the bad luck powers in there, as a real thing, not her setting things up beforehand to make it look like she has bad luck. They can explain it however they like. Mutant power, scientific experiment she underwent, maybe the Wand of Watoomb isn't the first magic doodad she stole. Take your pick, I just thing it could lead to some either very cool, or very funny scenes depending.
OK, I didn't decide on this one until really close to when it's posting, so I don't have all the credits handy. The Shocker panel is definitely from Superior Foes, so Nick Spencer writing and Steve Lieber drawing it. The Madama Masque panel is from that Avengers story I mentioned, so Busiek and George Perez. The page of Felicia stopping the other burglar is from the first issue of the van Meter mini-series, so I think that's Javier Pulido's art, with Matt Hollingsworth on colors. I'm not sure where the first panel is from. An early '80s issue of Amazing Spider-Man most likely. Maybe Keith Pollard's art?
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Wow! This sounds...good!
Thanks. I came up with most of it off the cuff, but it turned out better than I might have thought. I really think she and Madame Masque could be interesting antagonists for each other.
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