Friday, February 16, 2007

An Adorable Pick-Me-Up

Been kind of a long day. Fortunately, Adorable Baby Panda can make just about anyone feel better. Shall we see who ABP thought needed a boost this week?


Applause, Bonk - May Parker. She seems to have made her decision as to how she's going to help others, which is good. Obviously, it hadn't been easy for her. On the other hand, she kind of hung Davida out to dry there at the student council assembly. You need to consult with people before making those kinds of decisions that affect their lives. {To do otherwise would be, well, Batman-like}.

Hug - Davida Kirby. May kind of sprung that on you suddenly, huh? Well, you seem to have been spearheading her campaign already, so now you just need to change the face and name on the posters, and I'm sure you'll be fine. {After you yell at May for awhile}.

Bonk - Gene Thompson. It's not nice to undercut your girlfriend's aspirations for your own desires. And don't deface school property like that. Didn't your father teach you any better? Bad boyfriend, bad. {Gene, do everyone a favor and go away. Or better yet, get in the crossfire when Spider-Girl and Hobgoblin go at it. Retract that, because then May will lay a massive guilt trip on herself. So just go away, otherwise, you'll just drag May down with you}.

Applause - Sabretooth. Psylocke smacked you around pretty good, but to your credit you kept under control {mostly}, and actually tried to make peace. Hooray. {You know, I really didn't think that I'd see a Sabretooth getting applause on this blog. Weird times we live in.}

Hug - Evil Susan Storm {Exiles). Sue, we know that Reed did some dumb stuff in Civil War, but that's no reason to take over the Hand! Come back to us Sue! {If you wanted to go ahead and thrash Reed first, that'd be OK}.

Hug- Nocturne. She had a stroke. {I don't really think that one needs much more explanation, do you?}

Applause - Ultimate Nick Fury. {Say what?!} He told the President that the death of Charles Xavier won't lead to mutant-human troubles, and so probably kept the President and the military from doing anything rash, like restarting Sentinels, or building interment camps. {That Magneto's almost certainly going to prove Fury wrong is irrelevant, I suppose}.

Hug - Ultimate Jean Grey. She needs lots of hugs to help her keep her grip on things. {I think she needs opportunities to smack people around personally. Vent a little bit at a time, so as to avoid massive, planet-threatening venting down the line}. ABP thinks Jean is going to take command of the X-Men {what's left of them} and do a good job leading them.

So who do you want to see get some panda attention?

3 comments:

SallyP said...

I think that Guy Gardner could use a big ABP hug. He got beaten up by a Khund, a crazed evolved Dominator, rescued by a mutated butterfly and potential love interest, who also later ripped a man in half. Then he lost him memory of the whole thing.

He had a hard day.

CalvinPitt said...

salyyp: But if he lost his memory of all of it, then he won't understand why a panda is hugging him, and who knows how he'll react. Well, ABP seems to want to help, so Mr. Gardner can expect a panda hug coming his way

SallyP said...

I don't think it will matter...EVERYONE loves Adorable Baby Pandas!

Except penguins.