Applause - David. Poor David. That hawk gave his life, so Roland could become a gunslinger. I mean, Cort just tore the poor bird's wing off, amongst other punishment. {But David went out scrapping, and sometimes, that all you can ask for}.
Applause, Bonk - Roland Deschain, son of Steven {because one shouldn't forget the face of his father}. So yeah Roland, you won your fight, got your guns. Hooray for you. But then you go and get one of those guns shot to bits. You ought to take better care of those weapons than that.
Applause - Mr. Corazon. He told Warbird that if his daughter got hurt doing this hero stuff, she'd have to deal with him. Anya got hurt {Did she ever. It reminded of that time Spawn ripped all of Jason Wynn's skin off. Of course, he really only made Wynn think he did that, but it hurt Wynn like it really happened. And yes, I used to read Spawn. For about 30 issues.} and Carol has to deal with Dad. And he didn't give Carol the easy out of "It wasn't your fault", or "You tried your best". Nope, he's fully ticked off.
Applause, Hugs - Arana. First off, she took care of all those Targoth things, that would otherwise have infected, well, lots of people {it'd be the start of Marvel Zombies Earth!}. And she wasn't doing it because she's an agent of the government or any of that crap, but because it needed to be done and she wanted to help people.
Applause, Hug - Ultimate Mary Jane Watson. The hug is for the traumatic incident that may not be finished yet. The applause is for being the one that opens Nick Fury's eyes to the fact he's an important male role model for Peter, and so maybe he should shape up a little bit. Sure, it doesn't seem to have had any long-term effect, but at least she tried.
Hug - Ultimate Jessica Drew. Don't know where wou'll end up Jess, but best of luck to you wherever it winds up being. Just make sure to stay of Nick Fury's radar.
Bonk - Peter Parker. I know you and MJ had both been through a lot lately, but Peter, you cannot go around kissing girls who aren't your girlfriend! You are not Nightwing! {Thank goodness. Peter doesn't need 75 STDs on top of all his other issues}.
Hug - Kitty Pryde. She got all worked up, trying to help her boyfriend, gets to the scene too late to do anything, can't get Xavier to take Peter's secret identity out of Aunt May's mind {The right call by Chuck, but it didn't help her state of mind}, and she saw the aforementioned kiss. Is this the start of an "Angry Goth" phase for Ultimate Shadowcat? Will it drive her out of the X-Men, or back into the fold? Either way, she needed a hug.
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Yeah, double hug for poor Kitty. My guess is that she went home and picked a fight with Wolverine.
salyyp: Do you think she kicked his butt? Because that would great.
Well, seriously, she could kick him, and then go all intangible so that he can't snikt her. Must have driven him nuts.
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