La, La, La, Something Lyrical

You're not even trying anymore. {I haven't been driving much lately, and that's when I listen to music, and it's what I've been listening to that inspired the titles, so what do you want from me? Be glad I didn't title the post "Dan LeBatard Is An Annoying Git". That would have been really unmusical.} 'Unmusical' isn't a word! {Probably not, but now it belongs to the ages.}

'It belongs to the ages'. Geez, what a goofball. And couldn't you have bought some more comics? {No.} Jerk. Bonk to Ms. Marvel. I have to agree with Calvin and the others, if you're going to let him kill himself, at least admit it. It's just sad that you're trying to hide it. But even though he's dead, Bonk to the Puppet Master for being a creepy little weirdo.

Um, Hugs for Faith, and for Dawn, I guess. {You aren't sure you want to hug them?} Well, I do want to give Faith a hug, because she got torn up, but Dawn's really big, and that kind of scares me. {You're scared of giant college kids? Well, it is understandable. They're usually poor and starving, and would eat anything.} What, you think she might try and eat me? {Could happen. Dawn sometimes shows a lack of impulse control.} Are you sure that isn't Faith? {Well, it's definitely true of Faith, but also Dawn. She is still a teenager, and they never think before they act. You'll find that out one day, when you become a teen.} Will I really become a teenager someday, really and truly? *blinks eyes adorably* {Cut that out.}

Applause for Faith, because it was totally cool how she destroyed those two gargoyles! {Damn right.} And she did a really good job pretending to be a spoiled, rich kid. {Yes she did. Faith is a quick thinker, even if what she quickly thinks of isn't always the best idea.} But she does think of something, even if it is head-butting a stone monster. {Yeah, if she hadn't had that blade, that would have been a really questionable decision, instead of a moderately questionable one.}
Well, that went really quickly. {Sure did. Now if you don't mind, I have statistical analyses to perform so let's get you home.} You don't want to hang out, shoot the breeze first? {'Shoot the breeze'? Where'd you pick that phrase up?} From you, I learned by talking to you! {And on that note, we are definitely done.}