Rough Weeks Are Made Better With Hugs

Adorable Baby Panda would like you to know two things. One, last week's visit to see the family went quite well. Good times were had by all. Two, Adorable Baby Panda swears to eviscerate Hideous Baby Penguin. What can I say? It's a conflict as old as life itself.

So who's up for a hug?

Danny Rand - Poor Danny; he seems beset by doubts about his abilities - both to be Iron Fist, and to run Rand-Meachum. ABP feels sure that a hug would life his spirits. {Me, I think Danny could use the surgical skill of the Night Nurse more than a hug, but it's ABP's show}.

Mecha-Gorgon - It's a giant robot with multiple blades that slice and dice. It's concentrated coolness. It's not so much that ABP wants to hug it, as pilot it. And kill Hideous Baby Penguin with it. {Besides, when did HYDRA last build something that actually achieved it's purpose? Gotta give them credit when it's due, right?}

Raven - She seemed kind of brusque with her teammates this month, and since she doesn't seem to want anything to do with the two most upbeat Titans (Miss Martian and Kid Devil), maybe she'd respond to a ball of furry cuteness. {Personally, I think it's a waste of time. Current Raven would probably be put off by the cherry attitude. Go hug Miss Martian, for not being a credit to her crazed, homicidal race. Or better yet, hug Didio, erase all darkness from his heart, so I can have a nice Cassie Cain again}.

From last week's comics, ABP offers hugs to:

Peter Parker - For having the guts to tell the country why he made a mistake, and that's he's going to correct it. {Better late than never I guess.}

Miguel O'Hara - He really wanted that flight ring, you know? Maybe Panda Claus can get him one for Christmas. Until then, please accept this complimentary panda hug.

The Wrecking Crew - Because they are the Wrecking Crew. Thus they are losers, and they know it. That's gotta be a downer. {All I'll say is, at least Tieri knows it shouldn't take multiple issues to beat them. Are you taking notes Bendis}?

Jessica Drew - You're a girl. But all your memories say you're a teenage boy named Peter Parker. Weird as that may seem, there are a lot of good memories there. Too bad the CIA plans to take them all away if they catch you. Have a hug, and know that the pandas will be watching over you from the shadows. {That whole girl thing really puts a kibosh on a relationship with MJ, huh? Or does it? Man, that's just wrong! Deadpool, I told you to stay out of my blog}!

Theresa Cassidy and Monet St. Croix - It's never easy dealing with the loss of a beloved parental figure. Some people choose not to deal by wrapping themselves in fantasy. Some deal, by pretending that they aren't bothered by it. And there are some things a panda hug won't fix. It probably would help for the two of them to spend some time talking together about Banshee. {And maybe they could be in their PJs while they're sharing. Damnit Deadpool!} That's ABP's advice: talk with someone else who cared about the person. {Warning: advice may be rendered void if the two people are coworkers who don't like each other very much and then find out they've been getting two-timed - by the same guy.}