Are You Ready For Extreme Cuteness - To The MAX?

Adorable Baby Panda is in the house, and fired up to boot! ABP is totally ready to get to it, so let's do it!

Applause, Hug - Deadpool. Did a particularly impressive job of kicking Taskmaster's heinie, while shackled. The high point had to be using a bazooka as a blunt instrument. That's not what it's designed for! Still, Wade was left jobless, as people who hire mercs are too stuffy, and more concerned with "professionalism" than flashy style. ABP wants Wade to know that Deadpool is the first name on speed dial when the pandas need an outside contractor {Great! Got any work for me right now? Wade! I thought you were going after the Rhino! Hey, if I can break the 4th wall, and invade your blog, I think I can be in two places at once. Wolverine does all the time, and I'm an X-Man just like him! Sigh}.

Hug - Taskmaster. Sure, he's out of custody, but he just got pantsed in front of numerous prospective employers, by someone too goofy to get hired by those same employers. {Yeah, getting pantsed really hurts your rep. Ask Wade. Hey!}

Bonk - The inhabitants of Marvel-616. Your reckless reality altering is causing serious problems to the structural balance of crosstime, and that makes the Exiles' job harder! {I think.}

Applause - Paul Pelletier. ABP finds your art to be very pretty. That two-page spread of Morph/Proteus was awesome. Truly a frightening visiage. {Are you just using big words to sound smarter? It's acceptable if you know what they mean!}

Hug - Nightmaster and Nightshade. Nightshade's probably got at least a concussion, and Jim Rook is... well, he's worse off than that. {No kidding, ouch. They fight magic? I can help! Loki's my dad after all, so I am all down with the magic stuff. Wade, would you go threaten Tom Brevoort again or something?}

Bonk - Ragman's rags. What's the big deal, not helping out? Fighting a demon of Etrigan's caliber probably would have earned you a lot of points towards release. And what could he do? Kill you? {Seriously, can you folks even die?}

Applause - Ultimate Nick Fury. Hey, running interference on Gyrich so the Spider-Crew could take care of business is pretty nice by Patch's standards.

Applause - Peter Parker, Jessica Drew. Beat up Octavius. {So much for your controlling metal ability, huh Otto?} Peter kept his word, even though he's dealing with people that aren't nice, and have made his life hell. And Jessica's free! Free! {Cheers for Jessica Drew! Damn straight, she's looking plenty - Don't finish that sentence Wade.}

Applause, Bonk - Charles Xavier. You finally decided to let Cable have a clean shot at you, even though we still don't know why he wanted to kill you {Did he want to kill him? Smokescreen? Our beloved mentor, Charles Xavier, is dead? NOOOO! How am I gonna tell the other X-Men? Damnit Wade! You are not an X-Man! You never have been! Give it up! Oh great, now Wade's crying. And now Wade's hitting you over the head with a bazooka. Sucker.} Still, that doesn't excuse dropping the X-jet on your team, or your being in love with Jean. Creepy. {Hey! Let the man love without being judged! As long as he stays away from Bea Arthur.}

Well, it looks like the cute little fella's done for now. Any of the 17 people that read this blog (hey your readership is almost as large as mine!) got any candidates?