Applause - True Pachen Lama. It was nice to see that even after the vampires had locked you and your people up, used you as a food source, that you still didn't want to resort to violence. That's really impressive. {I thought it was more impressive that he ultimately was willing to take a gun and get violent. Sometimes situations require you to do things you'd rather not.}Bonk - Mynce. Just because it was a child vampire, doesn't mean it wasn't still a vampire. Seeing as your Rayne's mentor, it sets a bad example for you to drop your guard just because you were dealing with a kid.
Applause - Longshot. I have no idea how you broke free of the mind control, but your teammates sure appreciate it. {He broke free because Chris Claremont, that's how.} But honestly, that move with the sword? With the kicking and ricocheting, and Slaymaster getting jabbed with his own sword? Poetry.
Hug - Sabretooth. On the other hand, you got your butt kicked by Slaymaster. He took out your arms, legs, and respiratory system in three panels. {That's got to be embarassing.}
Bonk - Reed Richards of Earth-1720. Are you really about to let your crazy ex-wife loose into the Multiverse? What's next, a Negative Zone Prison for heroes? {Only if he feels like being a copycat.} This is just a really bad idea Dr. Richards. She's really dangerous. {Relax ABP, this isn't 616-Reed. I'm sure he's got a sneaky plan to save the day.}
Applause - Albion. Yeah, you want to kill the good guys and conquer the world. But you were smart enough to make some device to block telepathic attacks, and give it to Lionheart. So that was smart, and nice. {I'm detecting a recent trend of ABP hugging and applauding bad guys. We may be seeing signs of penguin influence.}
Hug - Evil X-Men. {Say what?!} Well, they thought they were going to get their mentor back, and then Lionheart went and killed him. {Their mentor was the freaking Shadow King! Don't you think you're taking a love for all beings a little too far at that point?!} Whose post is this? {Don't make me rename you Obnoxious Adolescent Panda!}
Bonk - Albion and the Evil X-Men. For being evil, and bad, and wanting to kill the good guys and free the Shadow King. Happy now? {Very much so. Thank you. Want to get some ice cream?}
So that's it for us for today. We'll turn it over to you, the audience now.
5 comments:
Marvel's policy of making their heroes extreem and kewl seems to be working on ABP!
A super hug to Jaime's Mom, in Blue Beetle. She totally takes both Jaime and Guy Gardner to school.
A bonk to Hyppolita in Amazons Attack. Wake up and smell the Circe already!
A hug to Spider-Man,who really seems to need one.
A huge bonk to Tony Stark. Just because.
kelvingreen: Yeah, it's quite a disturbing development.
sallyp: I'm sensing you have a strong desire to see Tony Stark get bonked.
I think Jamie's mother may have been taking lessons from Intimidating Mama Panda. or vice versa.
Surely we need a hug for the now bookless-Firestorm (even though he already got a nice hug from Gehenna at the end)? After all, ending your series on a big ol' cliffhanger is never fun.
matthew: That kind of a crappy way to end it. And he's going to have to confront Darkseid to get Stein back, right? Definitely going to need a hug for that.
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