Thursday, October 26, 2006

A Cornucopia of Cuteness

Yes, it's feeding time for Adorable Baby Panda, but first, we had to go over the comics of the week.

No, I did not withhold food to force ABP to look at the comics! It was a mutual decision! Jeez.

A Kinder, Gentler Devourer: To the Galactus of Earth #552, who is the Restorer of Worlds, bringing life and existence, where there was only nothingness before. *sniff* it's so beautiful.

It's Not Arrogance If You Back It Up: To Evil Silver Surfer, who showed Gladiator that he did, unfortunately, suffer from arrogance. Either that, or Gladiator's cause wasn't as righteous as he thought. Yeah, Surfer was evil, and bloodthirsty, but ABP still believed it was pretty cool how casually he dealt with Mohawk Man. Hmm, ABP may be ready for The Punisher after all...

Male Bonding: To Sir Percy and Dane Whitman, who solved their differences not with face kicking, though there was some of that, but through sharing of experiences. Imagine that; talking through your problems. Are Captain America and Iron Man paying attention? No? Oh well.

Knowledge Is To Be Shared: To Captain America, for apparently teaching Dane how to fight unarmed. One wonders just how many Avengers Cap has trained over the years.

Friends In High Places: To the Ultimate Fantastic Four, coming to Peter Parker's aid, just when it looked like that butthead Nick Fury was going to catch him (yes, ABP called Nick Fury a "butthead". I've passed that on to a new generation). They're helping Aunt May, Reed appears to be figuring something out about Gwen Stacy, and Spidey hasn't been arrested yet. He's close to being arrested, but close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades, as they say, and ABP is sure he'll escape. Maybe it was the little description of next month's issue at the end?

Your nominees?

4 comments:

LEN! said...

I would suggest some things about Queen & Country, but since Adorable Baby Panda hasn't read The Punisher, then I should probably hold off.

Anonymous said...

I suggest the superman/batman annual that came out this week.

Marc Burkhardt said...

The re-emergence of the one, true fun-loving Wonder Girl in this week's Teen Titans Go!, which I'm starting to prefer over the Geoff Johns' "real" Teen Titans!

Oh, and Marvel for daring to bring back Forbush-Man!

CalvinPitt said...

fortress: Well, Teen Titans Go! certainly involves less petty squabbling.