What's A Baby Panda To Do?

When there's only one comic to review? Since - as previously noted - The Punisher is obviously not proper reading for impressionable baby pandas, I can only hope Ultimate X-Men #75 provides something.

To start, Adorable Baby Panda gives a thumbs up to Xavier for staying out with a lady. It is ABP's opinion that it's not good for Xavier to spend all his time cooped up in school with teenagers. ABP also supports Xavier's decision to ask Jean to wear a control bracelet. {I tried to voice caution that Xavier may have been manipulating her into thinking she had a choice, but Adorable Baby Panda doesn't believe Xavier would argue so much with Fury if he was going to do that.}

Memo to Iceman: ABP thinks you should just let Rouge play the game. Stop trying to take the controller and let her figure it out herself. Nobody likes controller-bogarters.

Message to Kirkman: ABP does not approve of homicidal, homophobic Nightcrawler. Where's the swash? Where's the buckle? Heck, where's the clerical collar? {OK, this one's more me than ABP, but there was panda confusion over the images of Kurt stabbing people}.

ABP was very excited to see Cable, because he's sure this means Deadpool can't be far behind. {I didn't mention Ultimate Deadpool already exists, and that he's a hateful freak. If you love baby pandas, you won't mention it either.} Even with his excitement, Adorable Baby Panda isn't sure it likes Cable trying to kill Xavier, after all, Professor may have just found love! Stop in the name of love, Cable!

Finally, Adorable Baby Panda wants to send a panda hug to Doug Ramsey. All Doug did wrong was care about his friends. And mention his concerns to a telepathic, sneaky headmistress. That wasn't advisable, but still, he only did it because he cared. It's not Doug's fault his friends are dumb enough to think they can keep their vigilante extracurriculars from a genius. So ABP wanted to let Doug know that well, he's still got a panda friend.