The Struggle For Clever Titles Resumes

No picture? {Nah, it's Friday. People know what's up.} Not very new reader friendly. {New readers? We don't have - aw forget it. I'm not in the mood for poorly done satire of the superhero comic industry.} You're just no fun. {It's very hard to be, since they remove your fun glad when you graduate high school.} Really? {Oh yeah, no anesthetic either.} But I've seen you have fun before. {Yes, and what does that suggest to you?} Your fun gland grew back? {What? No! I'm making things up again!}

Jerk. {Hey!} So between Jaime's injuries and the trouble he's causing the Reach, I guess he deserves Hugs and Applause. {Makes sense.} But then there's all his friends and family that are fighting the Reach, and trying not to die, and so I guess they needs Hugs and Applause too. {So, basically we just need to line up the entire cast so you can go down the line hugging and applauding?} Not the entire cast! I'm not doing it for the Reach! They get Bonks for trying to kill the hero's loved ones! {Then I think they could be lined up with everyone else, and you just hit them instead.} Maybe that's how I'll do it then! {Well, they're in the middle of a fight, and some of them are in space right now, so good luck with that.} I'm not scared. {Didn't say you were, but they are a little busy.} They will bow to my will. {Hmm, you didn't get a little essence o' Darkseid on you, did you?} No, why? {No reason. Anything else?}

There's not much else to work with. I guess I can Hug Liz, since Magneto's interested in her. And Bobby and Peter can get some Applause for trying to help her through this. Johnny gets a Bonk, though, because he just bailed on her. {There's an emergency, he had to go.} What can he do? Fly around and make stupid comments? *deeper voice* He is foolish child, wasting his potential. {You hitting puberty? Your voice just dropped an octave or two.} Cease your pathetic prattling. {*inner monologue* This is getting worrying, better defuse the situation. *end inner monologue* Pie's done!} *normal voice* Pie? Where? {You're back to normal! Hooray! Oh, and there's no pie.} *deep voice* What? {But we can go get some. Just as soon as we finish. And it'll be good, because it'll have been made by someone who knows what they're doing.} Hooray! To wrap up, Rayne gets a Hug because she got badly burned from falling in the ocean, but she gets a Bonk because she blew up that convenience store owner. {Well, he did try to shoot her, but it was overkill. Alright, let's go get pie.} Woohoo!