The Case of the Team Spirit is the first collection of John Allison's Bad Machinery, released through Oni Press. The core cast - Shauna, Charlotte, Mildred, Sonny, Linton and Jack - are all starting the upper level of public school. There's a helpful glossary in the back, provided by Charlotte (which makes the accuracy questionable, but I won't know any better), that explains to a dastardly rebel descendant such as myself that UK schools are 4 through 11 and 11 through 16 (or 18), so I assume this is the latter.
This means new teachers, new uniforms - man am I glad my schools never had uniforms, so that I was only constrained by my mother's insistence I wear shirts with buttons to junior and high school, rather than t-shirts* - and new problems. Charlotte's tendency to chatter gets Shauna in trouble. Jack and Sonny find themselves hoodwinked in a football card swaps by the devious Bobby Swaps. As always, never engage in an activity with a person whose last name is a word for said activity.
While Linton, and to a lesser extent Jack and Sonny, try to figure out why the Russian oligarch who now owns the local football club seems to be having so much bad luck, Shauna and Charlotte, with the eventual assist from Mildred, try to help an elderly Russian woman who refuses to leave her home so the aforementioned oligarch can level a neighborhood and build a new stadium.
Wait, he's going to pay for the stadium himself, rather than demanding the local government fork over hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars? We need more Russian oligarchs owning sports teams here in the U.S., pronto.
It takes about a third of the book for anything truly supernatural or paranormal - which I gather are regular occurrences for this bunch - to show up. Then it shifts to Linton and the other boys trying in their half-assed way to investigate curses, while the girls are more focused on helping Shauna retrieve her nice birthday jacket from a bully from her old neighborhood. Which does result in Mildred more fully entering the fold as the third girl in the crew.
I'm guessing the competition between the boys and the girls to solve these mysteries - which Jack and Shauna appear to be keeping record of in secret - is a holdover from some earlier series of Allison's. I got that feeling a lot, that these characters have mucho past history I'm only dimly aware of, and not just the boys repeated mentions of their case involving Mad Terry, which they were not supposed to speak of.
Which makes sense. Charlotte mentions their history teacher dated her older sister in uni, which, since said older sister was friends with Esther de Groot, means said dating would have taken place concurrent with events in Giant Days. And Charlotte dragged Esther along to steal holy water from a church in that book, so she's clearly been at this sort of thing for a while.
Where were we? Allison jumps the focus between the characters, letting one or the other drive events at different times. So it's Shauna's friendship with Mrs. Biscuits, and Linton's diehard Tackleford FC fandom that start things off, Shauna gets isolated for a time as Charlotte's burgeoning friendship with Mildred gets Shauna in trouble and leads to the jacket theft. Meanwhile, Jack's the one getting roped into potential crimes so a friend of his older sister's will get the boys a tour of the stadium, so they can search for hints of curses.
I feel pretty bad for Jack, who is a neurotic mess even by the standards of teenage boys. He seems very popular with his sister's friends, but clearly has no idea what to do with that or how to respond. So his mind spirals off into flights of fancy (such as his misunderstanding of what a "military-industrial complex" is) or increasing panic (see above.)
Much of the humor is one kid saying something unexpected or bizarre. Or hurtful. Allison's pretty good at remembering teenagers will go for the jugular if the opportunity presents itself. Some of the insults in here, I wouldn't have come out of my room for a year. There's also a lot of good timing. Near the end, Shauna asks the oligarch an obviously rhetorical question, and in the next two panels, as Charlotte and Shauna debate whether Charlotte is, in fact, 'reversing his psychology,' you see Mildred thinking about something. And then in the third panel, she answers the rhetorical question, to everyone's annoyance, and my amusement.
That said, I laughed hardest at the parts involving the Russians, both Mrs. Biscuits and the oligarch. Because I read their dialogue aloud in my best Boris Badenov accent? Or maybe because a man describing, in a real effort at inspiration, how he started his fortune mining lithium with his bare hands, then upgraded to a spoon, and would just eat a little lithium whenever he felt sad, is simply hilarious to me.
* This, not coincidentally, is why I hate polo shirts and have not worn one in over two decades. I had lots of fun t-shirts, and wasn't allowed to wear a single one to school. I was never going to be cool, but dressing like a preppy dweeb when my actual approach to school was clearly apathetic slacker didn't help.













