Showing posts with label chris giarrusso. Show all posts
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Sunday, January 26, 2025

Sunday Splash Page #359

"Swing Shift," in Mini-Marvels Ultimate Collection, by Chris Giarrusso

In the mid-90s, the Bullpen Bulletins page in Marvel comics started running a 3-to-4-panel strip of kid versions of various Marvel characters. So they have their powers or whatever, but certain aspects are scaled down for a younger age. Spider-Man works as a delivery boy, and has to deal with the hassle of delivering papers to Norman Osborn's house, Silver Surfer trying to help Thanos impress that one girl by doing something besides destroying the universe. Eventually the strips would expand to a page or sometimes several, running as back-ups features in the titles designated "All-Ages," such as the various 2000s Power Pack mini-series or the Marvel Adventures' line.

It's interesting to follow trends at Marvel based on what designs or stories Chris Giarrusso (who is typically writer, artist, colorist and letterer all in one) references in the strips. "Cereal Quest", where Wolverine faces many challenges in his attempt to just have some damn cereal, uses character designs from the X-Men Evolution cartoon. When all the newspaper ink stains his costume, Spidey ends up with his black costume look and becomes really popular with girls (though the costume eventually ends up with rival paperboy Eddie Brock.) In his own attempts to get a date, Hawkeye changes his look, but goes with his terrible armored outfit from the Avengers: United They Stand cartoon, and takes an appropriate amount of grief for it.

Later on, Giarrusso would incorporate Civil War into a story about Spidey trying to babysit the Power kids, and a version of World War Hulk with haikus, pro-wrestling, and TV prank shows. Also, none of the other heroes were stupid enough to get between Hulk and the Illuminati. Except the Sentry, but nerts to that guy. In fact, the other heroes pointed out precisely how stupid it would be for them to get involved in a fight they had nothing to do with, making it at least 3 times better than the actual World War Hulk. His version of Thor's return post-Civil War involves Thor using Don Blake's knowledge of science and biology to take revenge on Iron Man, Reed Richards and Hank Pym for the "Clone Thor" debacle, though it also involves a lot of jokes about one character assuming another character doesn't know what a word means, and then explaining it, only for the first character to respond, "I know what (blank) means." Multiple jokes in that vein per page. Obviously like any attempt at humor, there's hits and misses.

There are few longer stories that are just their own thing, mostly involving Hawkeye. Hawkeye attempts to get super-powers to be even more awesome, and after an incident involving magic beans and Iron Man, Hawkeye briefly becomes Herald of Galactus. Or Hawkeye saves the other Avengers from an evil sorcerer - who appears thanks to the stupidity of Iron Man - while getting no credit or acknowledgement from anyone. The latter story was the result of Hawkeye winning a fan vote for which characters would get stories in an anthology. Really, these stories are worth it just for the constant dunking on Iron Man Giarrusso does.

Friday, May 28, 2021

Random Back Issues #61 - Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane #19

It was difficult for Flash to make his friends understand that trying to meet Spider-Man by causing lots of grease fires was a good plan, actually.

We last looked at this series 14 months ago, in the Before Times. When thoughts of working from home didn't even exist in my mind. At that point, MJ and Harry were both deemed the biggest flirts in school. Now, the two of them are dating. Like drawn to like.

This issue is mostly about Flash, though, who is sleeping a lot in school and during practice, and hearing about it from his girlfriend Liz constantly. No one knows what's happening, but while on a date with Harry, Mary Jane happens to spy Flash in the kitchen. His dad lost his job, and his new job doesn't pay a well, so Flash is helping support the family. He doesn't want Harry or Liz to know, because they'll either give him a lot of grief, or Harry will just give him a lot of money. Self-sufficiency is nice, but Flash admits that if he does well in football and keeps his grades up he could get a full ride to college. So maybe he should accept help that allows for that.

 
Spidey shows up at MJ's door as she gets home, hoping to talk, but she asks if they can wait until tomorrow. He agrees and swings back off into the night. The next day, MJ goes against Flash's wishes and tells Harry and Liz anyway. Harry laughs and offers money, Liz complains a lot about Flash not telling her (while making some hilarious facial expressions.) Swell friends. Still, when she insists they all need to help Flash somehow, those two listen.

MJ meets Spidey for a rooftop chat. He's dating Firestar (completely forgot about that) and she wants them to reveal their secret identities to each other. He's hesitant because there's another girl he's still hung up on and not sure about. If he shows Firestar who he is, that's a serious step, and he doesn't want to take that if he's still thinking about this other girl. Sensible enough, I suppose. MJ says it's a sign of how good a person he is this worries him, and that he should trust himself to make the right choice. 

 
When she gets home, she finds Liz and Harry waiting, who have come up with a way to help Flash. Harry bought him a pillow that'll help him sleep better, designed by a 'rocket scientist or something.' Liz got him a coffee pot with an alarm clock, so he'll have a 'fresh dose of piping hot caffeine waiting' in the morning. She also tells Flash she's gonna yell at him, but not today. Mary Jane was going to get Peter Parker to tutor Flash, but realized that was a bad idea. Flash agrees. Yeah, Peter's got better things to do than help a guy who makes his life miserable. Like saving lots of ungrateful dickhead New Yorkers from the Vulture or something.

The issue ends with Flash thanking Harry, and Felicia Hardy (who previously made Liz very insecure about her relationship with Flash) apparently setting her sights on the Osborn heir. There's only one issue left, so I'm pretty sure most of these plotlines did not get resolved.

 
Also, there's a Mini-Marvels back-up where the Hulk tries to follow everyone's advice when he takes Betty on a date. But Thunderbolt Ross sends a robot to spy on them and a fight breaks out. Lots of references to not trying any "funny stuff" and Bill Cosby which, yeah.

[10th longbox, 119th comic. Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane #19, by Sean McKeever (writer), David Hahn (artist), Christina Strain (colorist), Dave Sharpe (letterer). Mini-Marvels "Hulk Date", by Chris Giarrusso (writer/artist)]