Friday, March 09, 2007

Cute, Cute, Cute, Yadda, Yadda

Poor Adorable Baby Panda. Only one book fit for baby pandas to read. Unfortunately, denying ABP any looks at The Punisher only increases ABP's demands to see it, so I'll need to pick a particularly graphic issue to scare ABP off it. Ah well, that's a concern for the future, this is the now!

Bonk - Peter Parker. If you're going to break up with Shadowcat, then you might at least have the decency to let her know about it!
Applause - Jonah Jameson. He looked genuinely concerned for Aunt May's health. He took her condintion into account, and cut that tardy slacker Parker a break, giving him more hours and a raise. {And he didn't rescind all of it when Peter almost accidentally called him an expletive.}

Hug - Kitty Pryde. Well, it seems as though last issue's hug wasn't enough. Kitty still seems sad and hurt, and ABP fears that her apparent attempt to get closer to Peter by enrolling at Midtown High will only make it hurt worse when Peter actually gets around to dumping her and trotting back to MJ. {For the record, ABP bears no animosity towards Mary Jane. This is all on Peter, who needs to take initiative. Sitting back and letting stuff come to you is how you wind up running into five clones of yourself.}


So, that's pretty much it. ABP did want to suggest to to the Fantastic Four that they not dismiss MJ's hallucinations so quickly, but this is a young FF, they haven't yet learned the dangers in overlooking anything.

4 comments:

Marc Burkhardt said...

At least the Ultimate FF are, you know, helping people and stuff instead of sitting around watching a TV show about themselves.

CalvinPitt said...

fortress: Good point, but it's always important to watch TV about yourself. That way, if they get something wrong, you can sue!

SallyP said...

Yes, a double bonk to Peter. I fear that he only was dating Kitty because it was convenient...she had a crush on HIM, when he barely knew she existed.

And a hug to Bucky and the Falcon, who are feeling a tad depressed right about now.

CalvinPitt said...

sallyp: I hope Peter has more class than that.

ABP will certainly hug Falcon, but we think Bucky may be a tad busy killing people in the near future. If we see him, we'll see how it goes.