Friday, January 26, 2007

Adorable Versus Hideous: The Battle Begins

That's right. Adorable Baby Panda found Hideous Baby Penguin, and the result? Well look to your left there. ABP's been wanting to do that ever since being introduced to the wonders of Aparo.

I'm still astounded by how much this epic battle looks like some idiot trying to figure out how to use their photoshop program. Weird how that works out, huh?

Applause, Hugs: Dr. Strange. Where to begin? This week Dr. Strange did the following: smack-talked a demon that had killed several of his predecessors, shot said demon with Hitler's gun, seemed to court Night Nurse, found the source of their troubles, and threatened to rearrange the trouble's face - without magic. Hell yes. Sadly, Wong seems to have bit the dust, so Stephen's probably feeling pretty bummed right now.

Applause, Bonks: HYDRA. They keep trying, and they keep failing. While ABP appreciates their "never say die" spirit, the fact this spirit seems to devoted towards evil is... unacceptable. {Better watch out HYDRA. You don't want the pandas to decide to deal with you themselves. They'll seriously test your famed "cut off one, two more grow back" motto}.

Applause: Siryn. For not using a vacation as an excuse to ignore people in need. Also, for not using a vacation as an excuse to be needlessly rude or violent. For trying a peaceful method of helping the depowered French mutants. {Plus, for not starting a fight after Monet said that while she was out of Jamie's league, he was right up Theresa's alley. Whew. I thought Deadpool was gonna appear to make a lewd joke. Who's making lewd jokes about Theresa's alley!? Crap. Nobody, Wade, go catch the Rhino already.}

Applause: Monet. For bringing Siryn on this trip to mend fences. For defending depowered mutants. {ABP is uncertain about Monet killing that one fellow. He was certainly not a good person, but ABP isn't certain he was evil enough to deserve that. I'm just staying out of it}.

So, that was quick, what with a light week and all. Who would you like to nominate?

4 comments:

SallyP said...

A hug to Johnny Storm, for NOT being a jerk, and trying to mend a few fences.

A stern look to Franklin and Valeria for bonking that guy on the head with the bricks. That's just not polite, kids.

A hug to Jamie Madrox. He looked like he had a tough day.

And a hug to Adorable Baby Panda...just because.

CalvinPitt said...

sallyp: The hugs for Johnny and Jamie are no problem, and Intimidating Yet Loving Mama Panda was handing out hugs for ABP's first successful penguin capture.

As to Franklin and Valeria, who did they bonk with bricks? Was it Reed? Because that would be awesome.

Matthew said...

I think it was the Damage Control rep who was surveying the damage to Four Freedoms Plaza.

Could've been worse, I mean look what Wolvie did to his (ex-)boss.

CalvinPitt said...

matthew: Ah, thanks for the info. And you're right. Compared to Wolverine's tender mercies, a few bricks on the noggin isn't much.