Sunday, July 26, 2009

If He's This Stupid, He Certainly Couldn't Replace Batman

A few weeks ago, when I was reviewing Secret Six #11, I commented to the effect that I couldn't believe any of the Six were cool with providing security for the construction of a prison for every criminal in the world. I didn't even mean in terms of the fact that slave labor is being used. Sure, I find that disturbing, moreso than all the killing they've done in the series up to this point* somehow, but the Six are pretty blase about the horrible things people do to each other, so they're indifference wasn't entirely unexpected. As Ragdoll pointed out, Smyth's probably not any more evil than their previous employers**.

Still, this is a prison, for every criminal in the world, and the Six all have criminal records. So the odds they'd be tenants are pretty fair. Having given it some more thought, I can understand a couple of them. Deadshot really doesn't care about anything, including whether he's alive or dead, so I imagine a horrible prison doesn't concern him much, though it would be interesting to see if circumstances could be so awful he actually would begin to care. Ragdoll's an loon who had his body pretty much torn down and rebuilt for greater flexibility, so he might enjoy prison.

Catman's the one I can't figure. Set aside the crap about how the team took a job and so they have to see it through. They didn't actually deliver the card to the Mad Hatter, or Tarantula for that matter, so that's a bunch of bunk. Part of the point of the Six as a concept seems to be their lack of scruples, so I can't figure breaking a contract is really going to prove the line in the sand they won't cross. If it is, well, it's a really odd place to draw a line.

It just feels like Catman has to have a better reason. Is he on one of his guilt phases, where he feels bad about the ugly things he does, and so he'll make sure a prison he'd eventually be thrown into is finished? That would be funny, because by the time they finish, I imagine he'll be out of that phase, and it'll be time for a rousing game of "What the hell was I thinking?" Does he honestly believe he'd never be caught? Because he's struck me as a little more realistic about situations in the past***, to the point I can't see him as that delusional. Unless this is a delusional phase.

* I'm guessing that's because they had, until Deadshot killed the fleeing Mina in #10, restricted themselves to killing villains and varying degrees of scumbags.

** Unless it turns out Smyth's conviction that the righteousness of what he's doing validates all actions leads him to even darker places than their earlier employers. And if he believes that, well he might want to talk to Beta Ray Bill about whether noble ends make noble means, provided one even considers his goal noble.

*** His recognition that the Six didn't really stand much of a chance against Cheetah, considering she's powerful enough to fight Wonder Woman hand-to-hand, is one example.

3 comments:

Seangreyson said...

One possible thought for this (admittedly I'm not reading the series so I don't know the details). Maybe they're hoping that by helping to build the prison they'll have access to info that makes it easier for them to escape it in the future?

SallyP said...

Thomas has been acting rather strangely lately, so I too am baffled by his reaction. Deadshot really doesn't seem to give a damn about anything, and Ragdoll is nuts, so it's fun to see them squared off against Bane, Scandal and Jeanette, whom I adore.

Hopefully, they'll get their heads straightened out, fighting with Wonder Woman.

CalvinPitt said...

seangreyson: Well, they didn't actually know it was a prison being built until after they took the job, and half the team has since decided they want to wash their hands of the job. I could sort of see Catman going that route on his own, though. It's a little crazy, and so is he, so it might fit.

sallyp: I'm sure Wonder Woman will help them get their heads on straight, if she doesn't remove them first.